New Dictionary entry

Douchenozzle

A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag.

See: Ben Roethlisberger.

I cannot believe the unabashed gall of this man. Just because you have two Super Bowl rings doesn't mean you can rape a woman in a bar washroom and think it's okay...allegedly.

Six games doesn't seem like enough of a suspension. I'm glad my Vikings don't need a quarterback...really glad.